Kebab & Horoscope

November. 06,2014      
Rating:
5.7
Trailer Synopsis Cast

A group of misfits from a carpet shop have a chance to change their lives with the help of two marketing experts - an ex-kebab shop worker and an ex-fortune teller from a wildlife magazine.

Bartłomiej Topa as  "Kebab"
Piotr Żurawski as  "Horoskop"
Barbara Jonak as  Kasjerka
Tomasz Schuchardt as  Dawny kibic
Justyna Wasilewska as  intern
Marek Kalita as  Miłość matki stażystki
Dorota Kolak as  intern's mother
Janusz Michałowski as  "Kortazar"
Andrzej Zieliński as  boss
Magnus von Horn as  priest

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