The Watermelon

September. 28,2008 PG

Rating：

5.6

Genre：

Drama Comedy Romance

Keywords：

Inheritance Midlife Crisis Strangeness

Trailer Synopsis Cast

Newly divorced, Achilles Pumpkinseed lives alone in the house left to him by his deceased mother. Depressed and adrift, he spends his days smoking pot and watching television, usually alone but sometimes with his equally rootless friend Patroclus. One day an unexpected visitor named Homer shows up at Achilles' doorstep, bearing an unusual gift: an old dilapidated camping trailer painted like a child's image of a watermelon. Achilles' life will never be the same. Until it is. Sort of.

Will Beinbrink as Achilles Pumpkinseed

Julia Aks as Artist

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