Everybody Wants to Be Italian

September. 18,2007      
Rating:
5.7
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Are all relationships based on lies? Jake Bianski runs a fish market in north Boston, surrounded by Italians. For years, he's carried a torch for Isabella, an ex-girlfriend now married with three children and no interest in Jake. Yet, he tells everyone she's his girlfriend, including Marisa, a veterinarian his employees set him up with at the Italian singles club. She's interested in him until he tells her about his girlfriend, then he's persistent in asking her to be his friend. As the friendship bumps along, Jake realizes that reality may be better than fantasy, but what if Isabella changes her mind about Jake, and what if it comes out that Marisa, like Jake, isn't Italian?

Jay Jablonski as  Jake Bianski
Cerina Vincent as  Marisa Costa
John Kapelos as  Steve Bottino
John Enos III as  Gianluca Tempesti
Richard Libertini as  Papa Aldo Tempesti
Marisa Petroro as  Isabella Bisclari
Perry Anzilotti as  Silvano the Tailor
Anthony Russell as  Nick the Jeweler
Tammy Pescatelli as  Katerina
Dan Cortese as  Michael

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