The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

October. 27,2004 R

Rating：

3.9

Genre：

Horror Comedy

Keywords：

Vampire Seduction

Trailer Synopsis Cast

An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.

Darian Caine as Dracula

Erika Smith as Van Helsing

A.J. Khan as Philomenia

Erin Brown as Maiden #2

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