The Plight of Clownana

April. 17,2004      
Rating:
7.2
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Ishamel is the Clownana, a dancing half-clown, half-banana store mascot. Life is great until the nearby porn store gets its own mascot and Ishamel is left wondering what his life is all about - oh, that and there is a not-to-be-missed dance-off.

Nicole Bilderback as  Katie Rosenbaum
Danneel Ackles as  DildoMan's Fan
Jensen Ackles as  Jensen
Riley Smith as  Riley
Kristoffer Polaha as  Kris
Christian Kane as  Christian
Chris Dowling as  Narrator (voice)

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