The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

September. 18,2008

Rating：

7.6

Genre：

Horror Comedy

Keywords：

Short Parody Spoof

Trailer Synopsis Cast

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

Paul Clemens as Jack Cucchiaio

Michael James Kacey as The Doctor

Fay Kato as The Mystic

Melissa Paladino as The Girlfriend

Brian Rohan as The Murderer

Richard Gale as Narrator (voice)

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