Buratino, Son of Pinocchio

March. 12,2009      
Rating:
3.8
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Imagine a mix of Repo Man, Oliver! and Pinocchio and you're on the road to grasping the tone of this bizarre Estonian take on Aleksey Nikolayevich Tolstoy's character Buratino, a wooden boy (or boyus woodenus, as the doctors in the film refer to him). Buratino's virginal mother wishes upon a star for a son and is immediately answered by what can only be called a rape-splinter. The woman gives birth almost immediately to her little wooden Buratino.

Mikk Nurga as  Buratino
Elena Radevich as  Malviina
Marina Solopchenko as  Mamma Carlo
Jaan Rekkor as  Carabas Barabas
Lev Eliseev as  Pinocchio
Valeriy Kukhareshin as  Duremar
Alo Kõrve as  Fox
Uku Uusberg as  Cat
Andrei Panin as  Artemon
Tiit Lilleorg as  Professor Kantemir

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