Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

November. 07,2008      PG-13
Rating:
4.3
Trailer Synopsis Cast

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Jessica Simpson as  Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox as  Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg as  Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia as  Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin as  Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena as  Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones as  Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek as  Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri as  Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs as  Captain Greer

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