Meet the Spartans

January. 24,2008      PG-13
Rating:
2.8
Trailer Synopsis Cast

The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!

Sean Maguire as  Leonidas
Carmen Electra as  Queen Margo
Ken Davitian as  Xerxes
Kevin Sorbo as  Hauptmann
Diedrich Bader as  Traitoro
Method Man as  Persian Emissary
Ike Barinholtz as  Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Lauren Walsh as  Pretty Girl
Tiffany Haddish as  Urban Girl
Travis Van Winkle as  Sonio

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