Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

September. 11,1970      PG
Rating:
5.4
Trailer Synopsis Cast

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

Brian Keith as  Officer Michael M. Nace
Tony Curtis as  Shannon Gambroni
Ernest Borgnine as  Sheriff Harve
Ivan Dixon as  Sgt. Jones
Suzanne Pleshette as  Ramona
Tom Ewell as  Billy Joe Davis
Bradford Dillman as  Capt. Myerson
Arthur O'Connell as  Mr. Kruft
John Fiedler as  Maj. Purvis
Don Ameche as  Col. Flanders

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